Christmas Lights In The Middle Of June Poem by Jeremy Willson

I hate when people have Christmas lights out in the middle of June
Christmas has already past it's too late, or to soon depending on how you look at it
But still they should be put away in the attic
That holiday took place months ago quit being lazy
People will start to think your a crazy cat lady
I'd even help you take them down
They're not that high off the ground
What did you not have a ladder?
You know what it doesn't matter
They're coming down now
That way people won't be sarcastic when they drive by and say'Wow'
This is why I hate Christmas lights
People will leave them up on all nights
Until its Christmas again
That's not how it works, you should take them down after the holidays that's when!