Co-Worker Intimidation Poem by Mark Heathcote

If I have offended you
It was only by chance.
Next time it will be purposeful
It will be hurtful,
It will be meant.

If I have ever insulted you
I'm sure I did it mistakenly,
But next time you can be double-sure
I did it brazenly, quantitatively,
I'll not keep with you, such a close score.

If I have snubbed you
Then it was only coincidental;
I'm sure you did it first.
And, then later it interspersed
Like weeds in a flowerbed nursed.

If I have slighted you
In any way, be on guard
Because I've marked your card
I've got your number co-worker
I'll be you're William the conqueror.