Colonoscopy Poem by JJ Evendon

Colonoscopy

Rating: 3.3


Oh help, my eyes are red and swollen, and I can’t see
for something unpleasant has happened to me.
In the mirror I saw to my surprise
a horrible pair of red staring bulging eyes.
So I went to see my doctor for an examination
and told him about the inflammation.
With a lisp he said, Oh dear what’s thiss?
It would appear you’ve caught conjunctivi-tiss!

Tuesday, October 23, 2012
Topic(s) of this poem: Medical
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Bri Edwards 07 February 2022

I've read again and am baffled this time. ; ( ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ;) bri

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Khairul Ahsan 13 November 2013

A mix of humor and pain, Bemused, I gave it a ten! Some would think it's worth the pain.

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Bri Edwards 13 November 2012

i have had two colonoscopies, both without sedation, and survived. i wasn't planning to have a third but now i would consider it if i knew where JeanJacques Evendon goes for his. i wonder what the nurse's actions and answer were. don't you?

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