Colonoscopy Poem by JJ Evendon
Colonoscopy
Oh help, my eyes are red and swollen, and I can’t see
for something unpleasant has happened to me.
In the mirror I saw to my surprise
a horrible pair of red staring bulging eyes.
So I went to see my doctor for an examination
and told him about the inflammation.
With a lisp he said, Oh dear what’s thiss?
It would appear you’ve caught conjunctivi-tiss!
I've read again and am baffled this time. ; ( ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ;) bri
A mix of humor and pain, Bemused, I gave it a ten! Some would think it's worth the pain.
i have had two colonoscopies, both without sedation, and survived. i wasn't planning to have a third but now i would consider it if i knew where JeanJacques Evendon goes for his. i wonder what the nurse's actions and answer were. don't you?
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I would like to translate this poem
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4/25/2024 4:05:48 AM # 1.0.0.1119
I think this poet OR PH screwed up! !