Francis Duggan


Congratulations Tony Abbott - Poem by Francis Duggan

Congratulations Tony Abbott on finding your long lost son
Though in helping to create him you must have had good fun
You did not wear a condom which comes as no surprise
Since you believe that birth control is sinful at least in your God's eyes.

In your time as Minister for Employment you condemned the job snob
It's good to hear that your new found son works in a proper job
That he is not on welfare you would find that hard to take
You must feel pleased he is successful if for your ego's sake.

As Minister for Health on your strong stand on pro life issues every Australian know
Now you can tell the Nation look here I told you so
Had my ex girl friend had an abortion my son would not be here today
And Australia for that would be the poorer to me 'twould seem that way.

You try to tell us Mr Abbott that to your higher self you're true
But the son you now feel proud of was raised without any help from you
And though at the joy of finding your long lost son you well may drink a toast
Where were you Mr Abbott when he needed you most?

You must feel glad to know that your new found son is not living on welfare
That he is seen as successful in the bigger World out there
So congratulations Tony Abbott on finding your long lost son
Though in helping to create him I bet you had good fun.


Comments about Congratulations Tony Abbott by Francis Duggan

  • Lyn Paul (6/18/2015 6:59:00 AM)


    A good laugh certainly given. Dear Tony just loves laughing at everyone else.
    Can we not ditch all of these Pollies and start again with Real People. Thank you
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Poem Submitted: Monday, March 31, 2008



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