Covid Courtesy Poem by Bryan Norton

DON'T SNEEZE IN THE BREEZE
Unless you say please.
DON'T OOZE IN THE BOOZE
No choice I would choose.
DON'T SNEER AT A TEAR
It's a matter of fear.
DON'T WEEP IN YOUR SLEEP
Your COVID may creep.
DON'T CRY WHEN YOU FLY
A tear of goodbye.
DON'T DRIP ON A LIP
No slobber is hip.
DON'T SNEEZE A DISEASE
On carrots and peas.
DON'T FLICK WHEN YOU'RE SICK
Whatever you pick.
DON'T HUG WITH A BUG
In place of a shrug.
DON'T DROOL ON A FOOL
At home or at school.
DON'T KISS WITH REMISS
Say no with a hiss.
DON'T BLEED WHEN YOU BREED
Whatever the need.
DON'T BARF ON A SCARF
The way that dogs harf.
DON'T SOB FOR A SLOB
Who took your old job.
DON'T WED IF YOUR DEAD
Your fluids may spread.
DON'T SLIP ON A DRIP
And fall as you flip.
DON'T DROOL IN A POOL
You naughty old fool.
DON'T 'BIDE IF YOU DIED
Just go back inside.
DON'T WOO WITH THE FLU
Nobody loves you.
DON'T MARRY AND BURY
A woman named Larry.
DON'T DRIVE NOT ALIVE
There's no chance you'll survive.
DON'T BORE WITH A SORE
That's itching once more.
DON'T GO WITH THE FLOW
Your Covid may grow.