Cowabunga Catholic? Aka How Does An Imaginary Character Fit Into The Dogma Of The Roman Catholic Church? Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Cowabunga Catholic?
aka
How does an Imaginary Character Fit Into the Dogma of the Roman Catholic Church?



Many questions surrounded the Vatican through out the years,
A flat earth, a geo-centric universe, infallibility of the pope,
The Humanae Vitae Encyclical, saying the Mass in the vernacular,
The cause of death surrounding Pope John Paul which brought many to shock and tears.
The pedophile problems of priests that were shuffled around like pawns on a giant world-wide not so moral and ethical chess board, the USA in particular.
So much for the question is there alien life out there in space,
'The Vatican's interest in extraterrestrial life began last year, when Father Jose Gabriel Funes, the chief papal astronomer and a Jesuit priest, announced that the existence of alien life does not contradict the Bible.'



The ecumenism between the Eastern Orthodox Christians and the Church of England is admirable.
So what is the latest hullabaloo?
The Vatican has declared the 'Simpson's' a Catholic family,
Yes the same Simpsons who have yellow skin and lack a finger or a toe on one of their extremities, is the Vatican loco or at least cuckoo?
I certainly doubt that Pope Benedict XVI watches the program on FOX on His eminency's consecrated TiVo, (subtitled in German, Italian or Latin) .
Could this be a Vaticanal Post-Holy Roman Empire, one of its many schemes?

The newspaper cited a study by a Jesuit priest of a 2005 episode of the show called 'The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star'. That study concludes that 'The Simpsons' is 'among the few TV programs for kids in which Christian faith, religion and questions about God are recurrent themes.'

And if by some chance, some day,

If the Vatican canonizes Peter Griffin, the patriarch of the Family Guy,
--they certainly lost their way.

10-23-2010

http: //www.aolnews.com/news-video/article/reporter-stands-by-simpsons-catholic-claim-video/19684272
http: //news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20101019/tv_nm/us_simpsons
http: //www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/vatican-hosts-conference-alien-life