Crazy Call! Poem by John Sensele

Crazy call! A lass can't don slacks
A lass can't sit the way she likes
Or else, the lass courts cracks
In her sorority in she takes to bikes.

Crazy call! A lass can't wear wigs
A lass can't smile the way she pleases
Or else, the lass terrifies twigs
In her sorority if she whizzes or sneezes.

Crazy call! A lass can't post selfies
A lass can't befriend dudes
Or else, the lass fights fraternal fees
In her sorority in she hobnobs with prudes.

Crazy call! A lass can't sip Saki
A lass can't study superior sciences
Or else, the lass can no longer ski
In her sorority in she dabbles in Danish dances.