De Forum Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

I will say that this place is a cesspool of crap
and the maggots wear shit-eating grins.
Though some members can boast of a gift of the gap
it takes luck and those maritime fins,
if you want to survive in a gaggle of freaks
you must have at your very disposal
perfect teeth and a couple of tongues in your cheeks
let me offer you this new proposal:

Get a shovel, a broom and a heavy wet-vac
stick the end of the hose in their asses
it's unlikely the vermin will ever be back
all we're left with is slow fading gasses.
Mr T. I applaud you, I hope you recharged
all your cells and the accumulator
we will post a most flattering and duly enlarged
coloured portrait of you a bit later.