Dick Poem by Randy McClave

I don't really care if you are a king or a queen
But, don't be or act stupid, contemptible or even mean,
And I don't care if your name is Andrew, Carol, Rebecca or Rick
Watch out for your actions, or I'll start calling you Dick.

If you hurt someone's feelings for a laugh or even a joke
Of course I will attack you with a vicious poke,
But, Instead of beating you with a rock or a stick
I will from this day forward, just call you Dick.

If you do something stupid that you know you shouldn't do
Then this action from me will instantaneously fall upon you,
Also if you go to parties or even to work while being sick
I don't care what your christian name is, I'll start calling you Dick.

I'll call you a dick whether you are a male or a female
My verbal assault on you will never quieten or quell,
So, don't ever be hateful and/ or despicable, and watch your politic
Or from this day forward, you might be known as Dick.

Randy L. McClave