Discombobulation (Druged By Meeting Induced Boredom)

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DISCOMBOBULATION

See, see the beautiful sky
Marvel at its big puce depths.
Tell me, Managers do you
Wonder why the DISCONTENTED ignore you?
Why THEIR foobly stare
makes you feel groggy.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your spledangtoon facial growth
That looks like
A pestrami.
YOUR VOICE FEELS LIKE TOOTH ACHE
What's more, WE know
MEDIUM RANGE FORECAST
Smells of EFFLUENT
Everything under the big beautiful sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm MORONS.-
GOD CAN'T THEY SHUT UP SO ICAN GET A BEER
AND RECOMBOBULATE MY BRAIN
Monday, September 29, 2008
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COMMENTS
Stephen Stirk 09 March 2009
Tee Hee As an Ex attendee of several such meetings, I completely agree. I remember once, we had a meeting about the frequency and necessity of future meetings.During that meeting we decided to book in more meetings. That was not a decision we could make without having another meeting.
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Fay Slimm 16 October 2008
This is a great hoot but with a strong message Jim - and full of beautifulinose Malapropisms to boot! ! Love it. Here is a tenuoisus 10 from the sensuousity of fabulosious - Fay....
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David Desantis 03 October 2008
hahahah been here! ! excellent...boredom and frustration...welcome to my work like..10/10
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Lynda Robson 29 September 2008
Why do managers bore each other silly, a very well written piece and very interesting words 10 for this, Lynda xx
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David Threadgold 29 September 2008
Hi James. Been there and actually fell asleep in one meeting. woken with a jolt by an irrate ops-director who had sent me to sleep in the first place. well done 10 for sure. Regards Dave T
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