Divorce Proceedings...Part 1...(Humor) Poem by elysabeth faslund

Divorce Proceedings...Part 1...(Humor)

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'Place your hand on the Bible, please....

Do you swear to
Tell the Truth,
And nothing but
The Truth....? '

'Well, can't say
'I do'
To that, sir.
Said 'I do'
Before.

That's why I'm
Here
Today.'

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Scarlett Treat 30 July 2007

Said it one time too many already! Very funny! And yet, now that I think of it, very sad too.

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C H Sund 12 September 2008

It is always nice to make me laugh! Good one. Now excuse me, I am still chuckling!

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Robert Howard 09 August 2007

Razor sharp wit. Laughter is one of the best balms for pain - helps the healing.

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Alison Cassidy 03 August 2007

Sharp and witty. You do irony well. love, Allie xxxx

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Marci Made 30 July 2007

Too, too funny....You got that right, It was swearing 'I DO' that got you where you're at......so much for, 'love is better, the second time around..' wonder if one dare try for a third time? nah, don't think so....In Greenwich, you had to go to court in Stamford for the 'D' word thing, and for some reason, we, the Judge, the lawyers and 'DLW' and moi, we're all in a room with like a big beautiful Oak table like it was a dinner or something.........wasn't....wish I'd listened to that Judge. This is marvelous and a riot as well......truer words we're never spoken, so they say..........love, marci.xo

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Trade Martin 30 July 2007

That's funny...., the title song of one of my new CDs is, 'HORSES AND DIVORCES'...., which is also the title of the CD. Best, T.M..

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elysabeth faslund

elysabeth faslund

Thibodaux. Louisiana
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