(Dodgy Dave Tale) 28 Day Receipt
I don't know about you
But I find this tale hard to be true
Dodgy Dave says it is so
And who am I to know
He states when he married his lovely wife
That he wanted to avoid any strife
So he drew up some papers to be signed
With a guarantee written in mind
I'm sure this sounds like a bluff
(Because he said...)
'If the goods aren't good enough'
Then he could get his money back in 28 days
Without any worry or delays
So there you have the story
Now you take inventory
Is this true about this 28 day receipt?
Or is Dodgy giving us another treat?
4 Jan 2008
Hi JoAnn, The surgeon was most dismayed and said that recent alterations should not be included in any reparations made especially those damages which might occur when Dodgy Dave was honeymooning her.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
JoAnn, believe it or not this story is true. The receipt was for the banns to be read, only added the 28 days as always to raise a smile. Which you have cleverly said. Still smiling at David Taylor's comment before me. Top marks Lil sis. Big Bruv aka Dodgy Dave