(dodgy Dave Tale) Dr. Dave
Dr. Dave will see you now.
His doctoring ways will show you how.
He's been through many 'Been there, Done thats'.
Which has left him with lots of memory maps.
He''ll draw upon his life experiences,
and help you through your lifes consequences.
He uses his wonderful beautiful words
To heal the wounds and give a cure.
So if your ever in the need of doctoring,
or some endearing words of console and comforting.
Just look up Dr. Dave if he's on.
If his shingles out, he'll respond.
(Although Dr. Dave's not dodgy here.
He'll still fix what ails, free and clear: O)