(DDT) Streaking Tonsils
Now we must go way back for this tale
Way, way back when Dave was a very young male
He has already admitted the deeds of his youth
Of streaking by barbed wire fences as truth
Little did he know that when running while bare
The thrill of his youth to show off his wears
That he may catch a cold or the flu
And that's why this story just isn't through
You see it came one Halloween night
That David was sick and full of such fright
It wasn't the fear of the dark
Or to much candy that left it's mark
His tonsils were swollen and had to come out
The Dr surmised without any doubt
The operation performed on his own kitchen table
David was shaking, but Doc's hands were stable
So Dave missed out on all the fun that Halloween eve
I hope he learned a lesson received
If you're going to streak to show of your wears
You better at least put a scarf on with care
So your tonsils won't swell and get all ill
Then you wouldn't have missed out on a Halloween thrill
9 June 2008
Lil sis, what miserable git only gave this a 5. You captured my embarrassing moment well, streaking of a garden fence. I shall remember to wear a scarf next time, a very long, long one. Top marks for doing this one so quick as we were only talking about it last night. Cheers Lil sis. Big Bruv
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I would like to translate this poem
I do so hope it was only big brothers tonsils that suffered the fate of sudden surgical removal as a result of his starkers streaks! ! I should be careful of conversation with you if I were David.... Most enjoyable read...