Said the dog to the cat
The reason I am on a leash
And you are not
Is because
They want you to run away
Said the cat to the dog
The reason you are on a leash
And I am not
Is because
Of the great turds
You kept leaving on the neighbor's lawn
Said the dog to the cat
Come close
I want to whisper a secret
In you ear
Said the cat to the dog
I am not your
Nor man's best friend.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
And so goes the debate ad infinitum: -)