Kelly Kurt

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Born in the late twelfth century on the island now named Svalbard, Mr. Kurt invented the word, pudding. In his youth he would travel the world in a dinghy looking for things beginning with the letter H. He found none. At the age of 30, during his blue period, he would repeatedly hold his breath for between three and four minutes, while sitting on icebergs. By forty-five, the now gangrenous poet to be, had grown to over fifteen feet tall and could telepathically communicate with lichen. In the year 1209, while staying at a cheap motel, he was bitten over a million times by radio-active bed bugs, and was inspired to write his now completely unknown trilogy of books: Um.... something to do with... more »

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  • ''Be Good, Be Smart, Be Happy''
    ME- To my kids, every day
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  • Dimitrios Galanis Dimitrios Galanis (1/18/2020 2:45:00 PM)

    Where are your other poems of yours Kelly?

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  • Mark Meck Mark Meck (10/28/2019 6:43:00 AM)

    lovely and exciting piece of written art.

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  • Kumarmani Mahakul Kumarmani Mahakul (8/15/2019 11:26:00 AM)

    Kelly Kurt is a very nice poet of outstanding nature and very good friend of ours. We love to read his poems always and through his excellent Limerick he gives us large smiling and happiness. We get unlimited fun from his Limericks. We remember him always because he is a true poetic friend. Instead of his busy schedule he writes beautiful poems.

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  • Bri Edwards Bri Edwards (6/19/2019 3:45:00 PM)

    been here. read this. on to new heights! ! !

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  • Fatso Dirge (5/29/2019 9:26:00 PM)

    This fella has no idea about poetry. Just like all others on this site.

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  • Bri Edwards Bri Edwards (5/19/2019 7:14:00 PM)

    where can i find your Bible sequel: " Bobble" ?

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  • Bri Edwards Bri Edwards (12/17/2018 9:53:00 AM)

    The best thing about
    most of his poems,
    SNORT, Snort, snort,
    is they are short, Short,
    SHORT! ! !

    [and some are worth reading! ]



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  • Mohammed Asim Nehal (10/27/2018 12:01:00 AM)

    Kelly Kurt needs no introduction on PH, He is doyen. He loves to take the humour out of anything. Apart from being astute researcher and erudite scholar, he has a great sense of humour and is a wonderful human being. He paid a huge price for what he achieved. May Almighty bless him with pink of health and blue mind. He is class apart on PH.

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  • Kumarmani Mahakul Kumarmani Mahakul (9/30/2018 9:01:00 PM)

    NOTE: Along with this following acrostic poem on behalf of all poets, Poem Hunter Family and our Mahakul family a title of honour is offered to poet Kelly Kurt as, Poetic Science. From today on-wards he will be known as Poetic Science Kelly Kurt. We hope all poets and visitors will accept this.

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Best Poem of Kelly Kurt

Yesterday/No Today

Remember when you weren't an old
Opinionated jerk
The times you cited the absurd
As evidence
Willfully forgetting to support ideologies
With data
Before you slipped into the sublime
Which is worse
Were you 30,40,60
Did your world view work; make a difference
Does it now
Did you ever intend for it change anything
For who

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