Kelly Kurt

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Born in the late twelfth century on the island now named Svalbard, Mr. Kurt invented the word, pudding. In his youth he would travel the world in a dinghy looking for things beginning with the letter H. He found none. At the age of 30, during his blue period, he would repeatedly hold his breath for between three and four minutes, while sitting on i ...

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Self Deprecation (Limerick)

It requires little more than a glance
To notice I don't fit in my pants
My name rhymes with jelly
But I, with large belly


Though this is a leap year
Is perfectly placed
March is that much closer


You were around other people today
I wasn't
Usually by incidental lifestyle
Now by intent

Don't Let Him Out (Limerick)

The worst example I've seen so far
Stupidity beyond any par
An unexpected sneeze
Dislodged Donald Trump's keys

Yesterday/No Today

Remember when you weren't an old
Opinionated jerk
The times you cited the absurd
As evidence

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Be Good, Be Smart, Be Happy


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Dimitrios Galanis 18 January 2020

Where are your other poems of yours Kelly?

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Mark Meck 28 October 2019

lovely and exciting piece of written art.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 15 August 2019

Kelly Kurt is a very nice poet of outstanding nature and very good friend of ours. We love to read his poems always and through his excellent Limerick he gives us large smiling and happiness. We get unlimited fun from his Limericks. We remember him always because he is a true poetic friend. Instead of his busy schedule he writes beautiful poems.

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Bri Edwards 19 June 2019

been here. read this. on to new heights! ! !

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Fatso Dirge 29 May 2019

This fella has no idea about poetry. Just like all others on this site.

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Bri Edwards 19 May 2019

where can i find your Bible sequel: " Bobble" ?

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Bri Edwards 17 December 2018

The best thing about most of his poems, SNORT, Snort, snort, is they are short, Short, SHORT! ! ! [and some are worth reading! ] bri (:

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M Asim Nehal 27 October 2018

Kelly Kurt needs no introduction on PH, He is doyen. He loves to take the humour out of anything. Apart from being astute researcher and erudite scholar, he has a great sense of humour and is a wonderful human being. He paid a huge price for what he achieved. May Almighty bless him with pink of health and blue mind. He is class apart on PH.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 30 September 2018

NOTE: Along with this following acrostic poem on behalf of all poets, Poem Hunter Family and our Mahakul family a title of honour is offered to poet Kelly Kurt as, Poetic Science. From today on-wards he will be known as Poetic Science Kelly Kurt. We hope all poets and visitors will accept this.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 30 September 2018

Kelly Kurt - Poem by Kumarmani Mahakul Knowledgeable person he is as a scientist and poet, Educationally he is strong to guide many, Learning from all sources is his art of mind, Love he has kept for all fellow poets, Yonder he observes and writes Limericks giving fun. (part-1)

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Kumarmani Mahakul 30 September 2018

Key of success he has, poets notice, Kumarmani notices, Utterance he gives on poem of other is nice, Reverence he gives and reverence he receives, Trick he knows to represent. Poet Mahakul appreciates. (part-2) © Kumarmani Mahakul,20 June 2018. All rights reserved.

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THE REAPER 29 July 2018

You'll be joining your friend soon, old

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Akhtar Jawad 10 June 2018

Kelly Kurt Kite flier in the sky of knowledge, exploring what’s behind the known universe, looking at the old alien sleeping, like an overdrunk old man. Yachting in the dry ocean of truth, Kelly Kurt’s kite’s, ultra violet radiations, retouched the photograph of truth, that was dusty, still hanging in an ancient bedroom.

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Ray Farrell 20 January 2018

Have seen you in a while Kelly, I hope all is well with you!

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bri edwards 18 January 2018

January...18....2018 what's become of Kelly, tell me true. i see no NEW poems; what's to do? i guess we'll hope, peace, he's found, and visit his site, though he's not around! RIP................... bri :)

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Engin Kavrak 11 May 2017

Your poems are like concepts of codes which are attractive and reminding.

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Anita Sharma 21 March 2017

sir you are such a wonderful poet of all kind, there is hardly a topic left you haven't written in your poetic pearls, love your work, always admire you, thank you for sharing your stuff with us, regards

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Marieta Maglas 24 October 2016

The poems that are written by Kelly Kurt are insightful poems. The poet uses finesse and beauty to make them be pleasant to the expert eye.

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There is an element on this site that if our senses of smell were cyber enabling that could only be defined as mundungus! A member here for several years, with nothing but perpetual loyal support, respect & friendship to offer to his fellow members, not to mention a style of poetic craftsmanship that added a quantum measure of polish & overall quality to this mediocre site with his every post and comment. His name is Kelly Kurt...He was a staple of contribution on this site...His philosophies on some of the most absurd ways that this site operates was simple and short. Ignore the ignorance...Enjoy everything else....At least that's what I got from the conversations I had with Kelly. And I will also add this: For Kelly to be so disgusted with this element that it would cause him to walk away from what he loved doing so much on a daily basis here, it must have been beyond abhorrent. I have been a member here since the sites inception in late 2005...I have had my share of run-in's and attempted bully tactics....I was a defensive participant in the infamous Forum Wars of 2006-2010 that eventually resulted in PH ownership/management thankfully deleting this arena due to the non-literary nature of the daily activity which could be best described as cruel, nefarious and at times, libel. Suffice to say I've seen it all including others like Kelly who were forced to leave this site. Anyone who knows me from years back, also knows that I hate clichés, especially in poetry. However, I must say that one comes to mind regarding this un-necessary loss of a good Poet & man. One that bares Truth & always comes to fruition.....What goes around, comes around...The PH I joined 11 years ago was a circle of artists that took pride in their work & took care of their own, We were people that were mindful, respectful & loyal. And at anytime should one of us be wrongfully shunned, abused, gun-decked, bullied or generally disrespected without cause...those responsible would ALWAYS be eventually outed, found and consequences would follow...I only hope for the sake of the whoever's who are responsible for Kelly's abrupt departure will be smart and reach out to Kelly Kurt, make amends, and convince him to return to this site. Because that's what artist's, members and friends do for fellow artists, members and friends. Games are for the Arcades...Harassment is for cowards. Thank You for the space to hopefully reach many on this issue....Frank J. Ryan, Jr./New York City, N.Y.

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