Don'T Just Vote For The White Guy Because.... Poem by Ramona Thompson

1. you feel sorry for him due to the disadvantage his much older age brings him.

2. you feel like at his age this could be his last shot at it.

3. the other guy is black and you're a racist jerk.

4. Blondie Hasslebarf from The View is one of his biggest supporters and you just love her show!

5. you would love to prove your sexist mate wrong by making sure with your vote that the country has its
first ever female vice president.

6. he reminds you of your kindly old, dearly departed grandpa who looked just like him.

7. he gives you that warm fuzzy feeling inside due to his uncanny look a like looks to the Quaker Oats
guy.

8. you believe in age over youth as being tougher and smarter.

9. he brings back memories for you of your younger days back in the Stone Age.

10. you're a little old lady or man with a hot crush on him.