Don'T Kill Cows Poem by Jay Curster

It was one fine day in the middle of may
And I was drinking my barely and hops
When I left the bar and got into my car
No sooner did I get pulled by the cops
The cop said son do you know what you’ve done
While swerving all over the road
I said tell me sir with an inebriated slur
As I wanted to return to my abode
You hit a cow and dog and squashed that frog
And that just seemed like fun
Then a guy on a bike and huge bull dyke
Hold now I’m still not done
Then I seen you slow down in the middle of town
And rev the car as if it would stall
After that you mashed the gas going way to fast
And ran down my mother in-law
Now I’m a man of peace and all this must cease
You can’t go on a killing spree
But because you killed that witch leaving her in a ditch
I’m going to let you go and be free
The moral of the story although sick and gory
You have probably guessed by now
If you are going to go killing and guts you are spilling
Kill the mother-in-law and not the cow