Dream Girl Poem by Cullen Flynch

You're a beautiful girl; you have captured my heart
And I hope you will always be mine
O' the weft of your eyebrows, so thick and so dark
Forms a wholly continuous line

You're a beautiful girl; you're the right one for me
I can barely decide what to say
If my legs were a quarter the thickness of yours
I would lift you and bear you away

You're a beautiful girl; o' the girl of my dreams
And I know I will always be yours
If your breasts didn't hang out the sides of your bra
You could tuck them right into your drawers

You're a beautiful girl, with a je ne c'est quoi
And you give me an amorous feeling
When your left eye looks leftwards, your right eye looks right
An effect I find rather appealing

You're a beautiful girl; I'm the luckiest man
And I have to give in to your charms
Your hair seems possessed of a radiant gloss
Most especially under your arms

You're a beautiful girl; I feel dizzy with love
You're a girl I'd climb mountains to please
Where your skin isn't blotchy, it's creamy and white
And the texture of Camembert cheese

You're a beautiful girl, as I think I have said
The most beautiful I've ever seen
When you smile, o' your teeth, although fewer than most
Have a meadow-like shading of green

You're a beautiful girl; I've been planning this plea
And I kneel down beside you to make it
Would you do me the honour of... Pardon, my love?
No I don't want my doughnut, you take it