E-Bay Poem by Phil Soar

There are many folks on e-bay
Selling all their wares
From things that pass the time of day
To sexy underwear
Be careful its not BNIB
Or Used a little while
Be prepared to pay a lot
For something without style
Watch for dodgy sellers
Who aren't triple A rated
The goods they often advertise
Are often not as stated
You're better off just browsing
To keep hold of your money
Because the shit you buy online
Just really is not funny