Phil Soar

Gold Star - 51,423 Points (28.06.1952)

Eating For Fun - Poem by Phil Soar

A cereal for breakfast,
and fast food for my lunch
A chocolate bar as comfort food,
and a beef burger as brunch
A cake just after 2 o’clock,
I’m not getting any thinner
A biscuit with a cup of tea,
and a pie and chips for dinner

All hail the obese champion,
I won the prize again
I weigh more than an Elephant,
and have a similar brain
I cannot stand for very long,
my girth is quite abhorrent
I can drink like a fish when it comes to beer,
and my urine flows like a torrent

Topic(s) of this poem: funny

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Poem Submitted: Wednesday, March 18, 2015

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