Eating For Fun Poem by Phil Soar

A cereal for breakfast,
and fast food for my lunch
A chocolate bar as comfort food,
and a beef burger as brunch
A cake just after 2 o’clock,
I’m not getting any thinner
A biscuit with a cup of tea,
and a pie and chips for dinner

All hail the obese champion,
I won the prize again
I weigh more than an Elephant,
and have a similar brain
I cannot stand for very long,
my girth is quite abhorrent
I can drink like a fish when it comes to beer,
and my urine flows like a torrent