I strolled into a farmyard
Beyond it lay the lake
And in this quiet countryside
He made his first mistake
The Farmer liked his Milking maid
She stroked the teats with joy
He wondered what he'd have to do
So that she would stroke his 'boy'
He ambled up beside her
Took her by surprise
But all he got was a squirt of milk
That shot into his eyes
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
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