' ' ' ' ' ' ' Foot Fungus Fever! Poem by Dónall Dempsey

The spam
announces

FOOT FUNGUS CURE.

But just before
I hit delete

my eye snags itself
on the wording.


STOP BEING EMBARASSED
BY YOUR BARE TOES.


ENJOY THE BEAUIFUL
FEET OF A TEENAGER.

I don’t see how one
eh...enjoying...

the beautiful feet
of a teenager

could help
much

but I sent away at once
for my teenager

even though
I don’t even have fungus feet.

And here
I sit

counting my toes
(twiddling my thumbs)

impatiently awaiting
her

delivery.