Forget Cialis, Viagra Or Extenze, Just Pass Me The Pepper! Poem by Joe Rosochacki

There are no known strip bars in Commerce, Texas,
There is no Hooters Girls for old men to harass.
But this caused a necessity of the mother of invention,
The action took place,
Right in the Commerce Hardware and Feed Store.
Read on, I’ll tell you more.
It was about a ‘hot’ situation.
There was apparently an elderly man from Hopkins County,
That had a certain irritating fetish.
He was an old geezer,
Who became aroused when a much younger gal was a sneezer.
Therefore he carried a white powder with him in his jeans.
Not cocaine, not meth, not anthrax, but white pepper—but who knew?
Emeril and Chef Prudhomme took no responsibility for the action.
The ghost of Justin Wilson says “Pass the(e) ‘awnion”
The elderly pepper-fetish Hopkins County man,
- stopped in the hardware store right on Mangum Street.
After paying for his items with a check he blew this white substance in the air.
He blew once more in the face of the young lady, after all he didn’t care.
He stated to the Commerce cops that he was ‘aroused’ by women if they sneezed.
Strange? Hummm-
After he was taken away in to custody,
The women at the store will continue to have a long breather.
Commerce Police Chief Kerry Crews stated,
“In my entire career I’ve never heard of anything like this, ” Crews said.
“I’ve checked with my detectives and they haven’t heard of anything like it either.”

9-27-09