(free Verse) *dotty Definitions#10 Poem by WES Vogler
(free Verse) *dotty Definitions#10
GIANT
What does a giant say to a lion?
"Here, kitty kitty."
SEA MONSTER
What does a sea monster eat?
Fish and ships
MOON
How many balls of string to reach the moon?
Just one but it's gotta be a big one.
MOLES
How do you stop moles from digging up your garden?
Hide their shovels.
WEREWOLF
Mommy Mommythe kids are saying I'm a werewolf!
Shut up and comb your face!
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6/17/2024 12:35:04 AM # 1.0.0.1119
These are in response to Jungle Cat but I wanted to put them in a separate comment: What do you call a boy with no arms or legs on your front porch? Matt. What do you call a boy with nor arms or legs in the swimming pool? Bob. What's the name of that girl with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen. What's the name of the Chinese girl with one leg shorter than the other? Irene.