WES Vogler Poems

Seems our Bud is the subject today
What's he done now... do they say?
Let's check it out
'Cause without any doubt
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Yike's been playing our man for a fool
Right behind, all the time, with a drool
And, when informed,
Back Oogie stormed,
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(limerick) When The Staff Is In Charge

Our local news station's been bought by the staff
Professionalism? Oh, don't make me laugh
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(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty# 615

Although some LIKE steam rollers... not I
'Twas encountered unbidden, that's why
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This fading away is a wonderment
Some worrying here has been underwent
Who will be next?
Everyone's vexed!
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The new typist was given the spiel
Of the SPCA... how they feel
"That's all very well."
Said our dear Isabel
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(limerick) Intro To A Tom Swifty #680

Be of good cheer, O Toro, my friend
This may not be just what you portend
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Budgies do not require gravel for feeding
In fact it could cause some internal bleeding
For years we were taught
Grit was needed ... but's not
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One more day in the life of the lads
The goods come along with the bads
We witness the scenes
We follow routines
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PERUSAL
The other day I was searching for bad jokes
and I had to get them out of my head
so I am passing them on to you
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