(free Verse) *dotty Definitions #56 Poem by WES Vogler

SPECIALISTS (MEDICAL)
We really live in a world of specialists
Four out of five doctors refer you to a
doctor who knows what he's doing


HOW MANY CALIFORNIANS TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
three.One to screw it in and two to share the experience


CONVICT BASEBALL
He smacked the ball.he rounded first base.he rounded
second base ... heading for thirdbase... they caught
him between third base and the Mexican border.


FORGETTING
A man took a vacationso he could forget everything.
When he arrived at a hotel he opened his suitcase
and found that he had forgotten everything.


DISCOVERY
He kept rubbing the top of her head,"What are you doing? "
"That silly Ernie doesn't know what he's talking about ...
He says you're horny."




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