(free Verse) *not Suitable For Limericks# 4 Poem by WES Vogler

(free verse) *Not suitable for limericks #4

I can always tell when my wife has had enough to drink...
her face gets blurry

They say alcohol is a slow poison...
but hey!who's in a hurry?

Two nuns approach a drunk.One passes on the right
and the other passes on the left.
He whips around: "How did you do that? "

Don't drink and drive.
You're liable to hit a bump and spill your drink.

*(free verse... prose on a poem site)