Herbert Nehrlich

Rookie (04 October 1943 / Germany)

From The Selection 'Confucius Says' * - Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Passionate kiss will
like spiderweb soon open
fly of man in heat.

Virginity is
like big respected bubble,
one prick, all gone then.

Wife who puts husband
in doghouse soon will get him
out of the cathouse.

Panties are really
not very best thing on earth
but next to best thing.

Man who drive like hell
is probably a German
and soon will get there.

Man who farts in church
will soon find himself alone
and sit in own pew.

Man who fight with wife
all day will most certainly
get no piece at night.

Foolish man give wife
grand piano smart man will
give upright organ


Comments about From The Selection 'Confucius Says' * by Herbert Nehrlich

  • john tiong chunghoo (6/11/2005 1:36:00 AM)

    herbet, you should give us more of these. very well done. (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Friday, June 10, 2005

Poem Edited: Wednesday, May 12, 2010


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