Funny Things Poem by George Hunter

Fiddle dee dum, fiddle dee daw
The funniest things I ever saw
Were an elephant climbing up a tree
And a hippo flying over the sea.
A python running a hurdles race
And a pit bull with a pussycat face.
A giraffe with a neck only one foot long
And a walrus singing a Christmas song.
A mosquito trying to swallow a weinee
And a turtle driving a Lamborghini.
Imagining these things is a lot of fun
It keeps the brain active and on the run.
But all these things I truly did see
If you want some proof, please just ask me.