ToddMichael St. Pierre
New Orleans
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Gargoyles

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Pet gargoyles grunt and snore and cough,
But sadly you can't turn them off!
The belch and wheeze and sneeze and spit,
I cannot bear the thought of it!
They slurp and burp, they howl and growl,
They moan and groan; they smell so foul!
Gargoyles gargle, and pass lots of gas,
Their gas it smells like sassafras!
If you get a gargoyle have no fear...

From their FARTS you can make root-beer!
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COMMENTS
Timothy Blackwell 12 January 2007
Hey, pull my finger man!
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Beth Nickell 12 January 2007
outlandish smelly funny
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Bailey Ayres 30 December 2006
krazy-kewl-kontagious! out-n-out-outrageous!
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Marla Preston 21 December 2006
Gargling, farting gargoules, LOL
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Shannon Hutchins 21 December 2006
-------->hilarious ; 0-) ~
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Rhett Watson 20 December 2006
now if that doesn't make you thirsty, i don't know what will: -)
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Belinda Gomez 20 December 2006
I'm hooked, gotta get the book, and pretend it is for my kids LOL: -)
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Malcolm Burns 20 December 2006
I'll never think of gargoyles quite the same again LOL
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Krista Powell 20 December 2006
Simply Phantasmagorical!
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Stephen Severn 20 December 2006
way too cool and clever man.
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