ToddMichael St. Pierre

Rookie - 0 Points (April 22nd / New Orleans)

Gargoyles - Poem by ToddMichael St. Pierre

Pet gargoyles grunt and snore and cough,
But sadly you can't turn them off!
The belch and wheeze and sneeze and spit,
I cannot bear the thought of it!
They slurp and burp, they howl and growl,
They moan and groan; they smell so foul!
Gargoyles gargle, and pass lots of gas,
Their gas it smells like sassafras!
If you get a gargoyle have no fear...

From their FARTS you can make root-beer!

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Poem Submitted: Monday, November 20, 2006

Poem Edited: Wednesday, November 24, 2010

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