ToddMichael St. Pierre

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Dinner @ Grandma's - Poem by ToddMichael St. Pierre

Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits,
The last time she fed me pig poo and olive pits!
This time was even worse; she cooked a big brown snake!
The food was a nightmare, though I was wide awake!
Caterpillar cornbread, a sliver of liver,
Bumble bees mixed with peas! How can I forgive her?
She force-fed me spiders, a hedgehog and a half,
'Eat those sweet lizard feet, ' she told me with a laugh.
My eyes ran out of tears, from all this child abuse,
She even made me drink a glass of onion juice!
Poison ivy salad that made my insides itch,
I'm starting to believe that grandma is a witch!
I begged and I begged, but of all the twisted things,
For dessert she brought out some buttered beetle wings.
Dinner at my Grandma's can drive a kid to fits...

It's better when she feeds me Goat Guts and Garlic Grits!


Comments about Dinner @ Grandma's by ToddMichael St. Pierre

  • (1/12/2007 4:55:00 PM)

    clever and fun (Report)Reply

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  • (1/12/2007 1:35:00 PM)

    Is surely a funny one! (Report)Reply

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  • (1/12/2007 1:06:00 PM)

    I wish I had a Grandma, Terrific poem! (Report)Reply

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  • (12/30/2006 10:01:00 AM)

    That's my kind of poemz (Report)Reply

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  • (12/21/2006 12:59:00 PM)

    totally ridiculous, the way i like it ; -) ~ (Report)Reply

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  • (12/20/2006 4:33:00 PM)

    good to see a silly, off-the-wall kind of poem like this getting some attention, for a change and not just all that serious, (oh blessed masters) garbage! I give you a 10! Reminds me of Uncle Shelby: -))))) And that's about the best I can say! (Report)Reply

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  • (12/20/2006 3:46:00 PM)

    did we have the same grandma? mine did the same stuff, coincidence i suppose... funny: -) (Report)Reply

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  • (12/20/2006 3:38:00 AM)

    evil, evil grandmother, fun reading. (Report)Reply

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  • (12/20/2006 2:54:00 AM)

    Is no wonder why the kids love your work! (Report)Reply

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  • (12/20/2006 1:57:00 AM)

    love your serious work, love your silly stuff too... my grandma was a great cook: -) (Report)Reply

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  • (12/19/2006 8:16:00 PM)

    Delightfully Gross... I'm going to order the book at Amazon.: -)))))))) (Report)Reply

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  • (11/20/2006 7:26:00 PM)

    My kids say...Ewwwwwwwwwww gross! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
    Hugs,
    Dee
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  • (11/20/2006 5:00:00 PM)

    I`m glad my grandma don`t feed me that stuff....goat guts and garlic grits do sound better...... (Report)Reply

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Poem Submitted: Monday, November 20, 2006

Poem Edited: Wednesday, November 24, 2010


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