Gender Neutral Poem by Randy McClave

They cry, "it's indecent and a sin"
When a woman goes in a bathroom labeled for men,
And it's awful and worse I do assume
if a man ever enters inside a ladies restroom.
There is only two different and separate genders
No persons should be allowed to be pretenders,
You're either born or created male or female
In every single and minute detail.
A person is very sick and very pervert
If a male walks in a ladies room as if wearing a skirt,
And it's just as bad if a woman walks in a man's lavatory
That would be a very sickening story.
It's strange and odd and baffled though I will say
When a woman takes a male child in the ladies room it's okay
And all the houses in the world that I do see
All the bathrooms inside of them all are gender friendly.
I wonder when God created the birds and the bees
If he also created separate bathroom trees,
But, then what confusion will it bring
When we go to the toilet we do the very same thing.
Soon many people will soon understand and realize
After speaking and believing many lies,
We all have the very same functions down there
At least from what the doctors and parents are aware.
With their hate and and their arguments and constant fuses
They must remember all bathrooms on planes and buses
This of course to the unbelieving might sound futile
But, those bathrooms are all also gender neutral.

Randy L. McClave