Give Yourself A Break...Who Else Will? ...(Humor) Poem by elysabeth faslund
Give Yourself A Break...Who Else Will? ...(Humor)
Why go on a diet, when you...
Know ice cream will freezer burn.
If you DON'T buy the Milky Way bar...
That company will close down tomorrow.
Don't feed the chickens tonight...
They're stuffed with bugs anyway.
Why be scared of lightning strikes...
People live afterwards, sometimes.
Don't sweat the arraignment...
Your lawyer lies better than you.
Why be alarmed at sirens and lights...
The serial killer surrendered next door.
Why bother with casinos...
Just write a check to the Gaming Commission.
Don't even bother with coffee...
Ice cubes down your bra works just fine.
Read your book. Ignore the open window...
Your Great Dane will bury the body.
Go to an 'all you can eat' buffet...
You know your fluid pills work wonders.
advice lifts the glass to my mouth and size and years are doubled and in the steady slowing down of the heart i am here, wishing i could run into a former husband and break my heart on the city and after that the whole world thanks, our door will be fruit, cause i like the pulse of the machine gregory
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4/18/2024 9:42:53 PM # 1.0.0.1119
Good golly, i just love the way you write. it just comes pouring out so naturally. What a gift you have! Best wishes, Theo