Joe Rosochacki

Great Value Brands-A Jaw Bone Of A Rat! Or Ratatouille In My Veggies - Poem by Joe Rosochacki

First there was frog legs within green beans at Wal-Mart.
(See observation ' Was Kermit a Vegen? ')
Then, now occurs that was the only the start,
Of the menagerie of many a animal part.
A rat's jaw bone was found in Wal-Mart's Great Value brand.
Ben Leonard of White Oak Texas found the alleged jaw bone in batch of mixed veggies.
Great Value frozen mixed veggies, if you please.
So much for 'Shock and Awe'.
His wife was first one that noticed something about this 'weird' vegetable.
'She thought it was a big chunk of corn cob or something and the further I got into it the more I thought, 'Oh no, this is rat's jaw! ' '.
The manufacturer, Slashfood, (somehow the name befits) ,
- tried to get away with an possibility.
A spokesman said to Mr. Leonard, 'Can that be a part of a conveyor belt? '
In any event, Slashfood offered $500.00 to Mr. Leonard,
- he declined to accept the money immediately.
He said, 'I would like to see them more responsive to the customer.'
As far as the rest of rat who was dead;
He wonders where the rest of the rat wound up.
'There was a whole rat and so somebody else has got the rest of it, ' he said.


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Poem Submitted: Tuesday, December 22, 2009

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