Guru Evil is tapping my telephone.
Guru Evil keeps sending me crazed e mails.
Guru Evil chills me to my very bones.
Guru Evil tells a great deal of tall tales.
Guru Evil is quite obviously bored.
Guru Evil is the worst scammer of all.
Guru Evil is the internet's dark lord.
Guru Evil, you are due a mighty fall.
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