Hair Trump And The Inaugural Address Poem by Ima Ryma

Hair Trump, here now I stand atop
The new Prez of the U.S.A.
In order that I do not flop,
I've been given some extra spray.
Inaugural Address - I'm proud
To be a part of history.
Boss' mouth calls it a bigly crowd.
Boss' eyes see what he wants to see.
Boss gives the speech - some cheer, some jeer.
Tradition in sealing the deal.
Get used to it folks, I am here.
Still many think I am not real.

This hair now - most powerful clump
In the world - I am Hair Trump.