She told him that she was leaving him and it broke his heart.
He became so sick that he let out a fart.
She told him that he was a stinking piece of crap.
So he laid on his bed and took a nap.
The day began to look much better after he took a dump.
The only downside was that the cheap toilet paper scratched his rump.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem