Nolan got the jump on the virus.
He went to all the surrounding stores.
And he bought all the toilet paper.
Then he started selling it out of his truck for $2.00 for a single roll.
One person got so mad at the high price that he beat Nolan to a pulp.
Then took all of Nolan's toilet paper and gave it away for free.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem