Hillbillill And The Snl Skit Poem by Ima Ryma

'Bill - where were you Saturday Night? '
'You better have watched me be Live.'
'I left on the conspiring right, '
'Punch lines to plug my polling dive.'
'Actors parodied you and me, '
'But I bar tended in a role, '
'To show how funny I can be, '
'While I'm climbing out of a hole.'
'Of my two faces I did show'
'The one that shows my timely wit.'
'While on the Prez race I do go, '
'I do a helluva bull skit.'

'One elect me phenomenon - '
'Saturday Night Live - we live on.'