Saul was very drunk.
And he sideswiped a parked car.
As he was on the way home from the club.
He didn't stop and thought that he had gotten away.
But the car's smart butt owner had a home security camera.
Which recorded the whole accident and got his license plate number.
As he was being arrested by the police.
He wished that he could smash all home security cameras to pieces.
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem