How ‘bout Having Banana Poem by Aniruddha Pathak

There was once this man from Panama,
Who, when called for dinner, said na, na,
The lady feeling bad
He changed mind, relented:
How 'bout having with you banana?
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As per OED, ‘having banana' means ‘to have coitus with a woman'. That of course this man from Panama didn't mean. But talking of banana, Zimbabwe's first president was Rev Dr
Canaan Banana, who disagreed with the dictator Robert Mugabe, but denied it publicly. The news headlines declared:
No split, says Banana.
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Tongue-in-cheek | 02.08.13 |