Hurricane Lee Poem by anais vionet

They say we'll get a hurricane,
that they're calling hurricane Lee.
Probably later this week,
and it's a category 9 at least.

Some are saying prayers, but I say:
Why's God sending it here?
Someone must be sinning a LOT.
Hey, don't look at me - I'm not.

You'd think that would affect our classes,
that maybe we'd get hazzard passes,
for assignments that are due,
but nope, it isn't true.

"I don't want to hear excuses, "
my chem professor said,
"the only acceptable excuse is,
that you're dead."