Monday, May 24, 2010
I Am Not A Vampire
It just so happens that my only nice dress pants are black,
And today I wore a black turtle-neck.
I sit here because the most comfortable seats of the bus are in the back,
If you don't believe me, you can check.
Not that it's your business, but yes I enjoy a good steak;
Medium rare with A1, why do you ask?
Edward who? Aren't you familiar with the term 'if it glitters it's fake'?
(Or something close to that) .
My photosensitivity is due to my prolonged days in an office,
As I work during most sunlight hours.
I promise despite my serious demeanor, that I'm rather nice,
And would only slightly abuse vampiric super powers.
Such as correcting a bit of my self-esteem,
Because who wants to look in mirrors anyway?