I Am Single Poem by Randy McClave

All worries and problems are my own
And it is always me that is wanted on the phone,
Only luggage that I have it is in the garage
And never do I fear of spy's or sabotage.

I can go out to wherever that I want
Whether it is to a store or to a game or to a restaurant,
And I can always stay out as long as I please
And to my house, only I have the door keys.

I can come home and watch whatever that I want on T.v
And to watch my favorite show I never have to plea,
And in my life there is no sadness or taboos
Never do I have to worry about my P's and Q's.

Whenever I go out I never have to ask for permission
Nor am I ever entangled into any womanly suspicion,
And the money that I earn it is for me to spend
And if I want to I might have an occasional girlfriend.

The temperature in my house I keep it the way that I like
Not to hot, not to cold, I keep it just right,
And in my bathroom I don't have a cluttered sink
Nor is my bathroom walls painted pink.

I very seldom use the oven, but I do use the microwave
And my whole house has become my own personal man-cave,
A woman's words or thoughts I never have to dread
Especially being yelled at, to go to bed!

Not one certain woman do I ever have to always date
Sometimes I go out and I just leave it to fate,
Nor I am ever afraid or worried to with whom that I might mingle
Because I am happy, because I am single.

Randy L. McClave