'I Have A Bounty To Get Rid Of' Poem by Linda Winchell

I have a bounty, that I've collected over time!
Of diamonds and of gold!
But I got the flu and a pirate lover read about it
and now he's sailing the ocean blue, I'm told!

He's heading towards my ship I've heard
to steal it all away!
I've been trying to send him my flu virus
but he keeps getting out of its way! !

So I'll just hide it in my treasure chest
and he will never know!
That it contains all the germs one stomach
one sick stomach could ever hold!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR MATE! ! ! Got it yet?