I’ll Take A Super-Size Poem by Joe Rosochacki

What was he thinking?
Joe Cullen, the offensive assistant coach for the Detroit Lions,
Did do very offensive,
He took a trip to Wendy’s;
Donning not a bit of clothing to cover his loins,
He was undoubtedly drunk,
His brain was sinking,
Into to wallows of inebriation,
He bought a value meal,
He had not thought he might be pensive
I wonder why this is the reason
Why the Lion’s have reached a Super Bowl yet,
With Ford at the helm,
Hiring people like this,
Lest we not forget,
Lest we should fear,
About losing another season,
The Detroit Lion’s motto,
“There’s always next year.”

(11-1-2007)