I Lost A Thousand Bucks Poem by Randy Johnson

I Lost A Thousand Bucks

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(This is a fictional poem)

I lost a thousand bucks when I bet on a horse.
My wife was so mad that she got a divorce.
She's usually a lady who has a lot of class.
but before she left, she shoved a red hot fireplace poker up my ass.

Randy Johnson
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Topic(s) of this poem: fireplace,horse,poem,red
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