Randy Johnson


I Lost A Thousand Bucks - Poem by Randy Johnson

(This is a fictional poem)

I lost a thousand bucks when I bet on a horse.
My wife was so mad that she got a divorce.
She's usually a lady who has a lot of class.
but before she left, she shoved a red hot fireplace poker up my ass.


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Poem Submitted: Saturday, November 3, 2007

Poem Edited: Friday, April 22, 2011


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