I Lost A Thousand Bucks - Poem by Randy Johnson
(This is a fictional poem)
I lost a thousand bucks when I bet on a horse.
My wife was so mad that she got a divorce.
She's usually a lady who has a lot of class.
but before she left, she shoved a red hot fireplace poker up my ass.
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