Phil Soar

Gold Star - 49,025 Points (28.06.1952)

I'M Too Old For This - Poem by Phil Soar

As a lover, I am gentle
As a sex god, I'm a fraud
Five seconds into intercourse
My partner's looking bored
She stares up at the ceiling
Sighs a little bit
Looks a bit orgasmic
Yet looks like she needs a shit
She doesn't mean to act that way
She's never been that sexed
It leaves her cold, and now she's old
It's made me quite perplexed
She can see a man on tv
That makes her go all sloppy
But If I dress up sexily
She'll say, 'stop being soppy'
I'm really at the crossroads
As now I am old too
And sometimes when the time arrives
I don't know what to do
Maybe I need a therapist
To show me some new tricks
To train me in the art of love
And what to do with pricks
Or maybe I should just give in
And forget intercourse
And stop the swelling in my loins
Before it gets much worse!

Topic(s) of this poem: sex


Comments about I'M Too Old For This by Phil Soar

  • (3/15/2015 7:00:00 AM)


    Don't know how to describe this one other than slightly risque. Ha ha. A great poem all the same, very humourous. Flows nicely and rhymes perfectly. An enjoyable read for the none too prudish. (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Thursday, March 12, 2015



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