I Missed You Poem by Phil Soar

I missed you yesterday, I miss you now,
I miss you all the time, I don't know how,
I missed you as you left your house today,
I'd hit you but your car got in the way.

I missed you on the way to do your shopping,
I missed you at the gym whilst you were hopping,
I'll probably miss again at 6 tonight,
You see there is a fly stuck to the sight! .

I wonder why I went and bought this gun,
I think I ought to buy a better one,
I bought it on the cheap from amazon,
It seemed that all the 5 star guns had gone.

This one had scant reviews, well maybe two,
Who both said that they missed their targets too,
But still I bought it just to aim at you,
I wish I'd spent my cash on something new.